is not easy. There are lots of girls looking for one.
Of course , I have sexual experience and know how to please a man.
So until I find my cash cow of a man , I am stuck doing the same thing sex for money , and sex for clothes.
So today was Saturday and I headed to one of my favorite upscale boutiques for some nice clothes , in exchange for sex of course , hell I can't afford anything there.
I arrive to find out that my store manager has been terminated for theft , so I quickly depart and make a call to a couple of my friends to inform them. I decide to head to the mall because there is a nice leather shop that sells all kinds of interesting things that guys like.
Looking around I don't see any male sales persons. Suddenly this guy from behind says , "Do you work here?"
Smiling I reply , "sorry no."
He says , "oh I just had a fight with my girlfriend and thought I would get her something to make up for it."
Thinking on my feet , I quickly say , "The hell you say , a nice looking guy like you , and she doesn't know how good she's got it!"
He spurts right out , "Ah it was my fault , I just seem to make her angry."
I am thinking , Wow this guy is slow , what does it take for him to realize I am coming on to him? So I respond , "Life is too damn short to be in conflict."
He looks at me , and says , "You know you are right , would you like to get a coffee at the food court?"
Ka-ching , now I got this guys attention so I quickly say , "Why not?"
So we head over for a Starbucks. After some casual chit chat , I say , "I am heading back to the leather shop." I wanted to know just how interested in me he was , or I needed to move on.
So , he says , "Would you mind if I tagged along?"
"Not at all" I reply , "maybe you can help me select something nice."
I see his eyes light up , and off we go.
In the store I see him glancing at a leather paddle , and I ask , "Do you see something you like?"
He smiles , and replies , "Well yes I like that leather paddle and black panty and bra set."
I am a little bit nervous now I am not into BDSM.
He says , "Let me buy it for you if you'll model it for me."
I said , "I am not into having my butt spanked."
"Oh too bad!" , he says.
Now he is walking away , and I say , "Wait , I have never done it before , and it would require more than just buying me an outfit."
"Tell me what you want , lets discuss it" , he says.
So I simple say , "Well first off I don't want any marks on my body , and second if I say stop then you stop , and third it will cost you One Thousand Dollars plus the outfit which I keep."
He sees the sales girl , and says , "I'll take that outfit , tell her what size you are.
We leave and go back to his apartment.
Nervous I dress and come out of the bedroom wearing the outfit.
I am thinking shit what the hell have I gotten myself into?
I quickly ask him , "Where is your girlfriend?"
He said , "Don't worry she is working."
So he grabs me , bends me over his knee , and begins to whack my butt with the paddle. I am squirming now and say stop.
About that time his girlfriend walks in and says , "I see you got another slut to embarrass yourself , and make me jealous."
I am thinking , "Damn what to do now?"
Suddenly he drops me on the floor like a log , and says to his girlfriend , "I have been a bad boy , spank me you slut , spank me!"
She looks at me , and says , "Get out whore now."
I grab my clothes and the money , and run out into the hall stairway , and get dressed fast , and take-off with my new outfit and money in hand.
I am telling you that was one damn strange set of events , which I hope never repeat themselves.
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